andthentherewasarat:

CLEAN CAGES!!

delicately-interconnected:

inthegardensoftheeyrie:

luaren:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

this is why I cringe at y’all when you say wearing high heels is empowering and revolutionary

My feet are hurting just from looking at that.

how very empowering indeed

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iheartvmt:

markscherz:

reptilesrevolution:

"Sphaerodactylus nicholsi - this is the smallest gecko-species in captility. Adults reach a total lengh of 4cm. This is a freshly hatched juvenile - not longer than a 1cent coin."
Photo by DwarfGecko.

Oh.

I don’t have words


You know what you would call this animal? An animalcule  (very, very small animal.)  funny word it is. ANIMALCULE

iheartvmt:

markscherz:

reptilesrevolution:

"Sphaerodactylus nicholsi - this is the smallest gecko-species in captility. Adults reach a total lengh of 4cm. This is a freshly hatched juvenile - not longer than a 1cent coin."

Photo by DwarfGecko.

Oh.

I don’t have words

You know what you would call this animal? An animalcule (very, very small animal.) funny word it is. ANIMALCULE

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youllbeokaywepromise:

ATTENTION! On Friday, February 21, 2014, there are was a hoax call for a shooting at Lake Mary High School, Florida. The person got a pre-paid phone, called 911 telling that he had heard shots fired at the school, and threw the phone is the trash afterward.

At the time of the event, no one was aware it was a hoax, and it caused a school-wide panic. The school was on lock-down for well over an hour while the police evacuated the school, searching all of the students and teachers.

Both photos above are screenshots from a video taken from a helicopter, which you can view here (x).

People who were evacuated, were searched and were sent outside with their hands on their head, during this most were crying and trying to call their parents. The second photo is of cops searching the cars of parents coming to pick their kids up.

Here is a video of a set of students being evacuated by armed authorities (x).

Despite the call, there were no shots fired. But people are on edge because the call was planned. The person knew they would find out it was a hoax, so they made sure the call was untraceable. Rumors say it was the person’s test run to see how many authorities would show up and see if they could get away with it. It is expected that it might happen again and it will be no hoax.

If you live in the Central Florida area, take extra caution when going into work or school. Everyone is on edge, and this could cause other people to become violent. If you go to a school in Seminole county, or go to Lake Mary High School, be aware that something is expected to happen next week, so my best advice is to stay home.

If you do not live near the Central Florida area, please still at least re-blog this post, because it has the potential to spread the word, and save a life.

emication:

bagmilk:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

this girl is fucking ridiculous

this girl is is a national treasure

I cried multiple times

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bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

subterraneanbunnypig:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY 

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

did-venusblowyour-mind

I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least. 

Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck

ITS BAAAAACK

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mephisto073:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

that duck looks really clean

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Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

blacktwink:

electricwhiskey:

du4ne:

probably the best video of 2013

I FOUND IT

My head hurts

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